You know a lot of people think that just 'cause you work-out and lift weights and eat right and you do what people tell you to do, that you'll live a long life. Maybe you will, but you know... Why do people measure life by the years, instead of how good those years were? You know what I mean? What good is it to live to be a hundred, but you didn't do anything. You didn't go out and kick it with friends. You didn't go out... You know? What good is it? You stayed in the house and you were safe.

- Gabriel Iglesias
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